Of Keyblade Wielders and CatDogs - Terra's StoryTerra, who had just finished conversing with Master Xehanort at the Keyblade Graveyard was traveling in his Keyblade Glider, Earthshaker to his next destination but sees a strange world in front of him. The top of the world resembles a fish mashed together with a bone. Curious, Terra decided to have a look at this world. "Maybe who or whatever lives in this world could tell me where I'm going?" So he decided to have a look at this world and land on it.
The world opens up with a strange yellow and orange creature with a cat head on one end and a dog head on the other looking outside from their fish-bone house, only to find that a garbage truck was heading down from the road and the dog half of the creature decided to chase after it.
Terra arrives at the world and didn't see the garbage truck coming towards him until he heard it blow it's horn. Terra instantly backed off and saw the garbage truck being pursued by the strange two-headed creature.
"My body, ugh!" "My body, ouch!" said the
The Tiger Reviews: Mega Babies
This is my first review of perhaps, anything. Anyhow, I'm reviewing an obscure yet very terrible late 90s/early 2000s cartoon that aired on Fox Family Channel called Mega Babies.
While most people complain about all new cartoons being crappy and all old cartoons were better, this old cartoon was crappy...VERY...VERY...CRAPPY!!!
The show focuses on three babies, Meg, Derrick and Buck and their care-giver's name is Nurse Lazlo. According to the show's intro, they were mutated when the planets aligned with each other and got struck by lighting and since then, the 3 babies and their nurse had all kinds of very weird and gross superpowers.
The show itself is the kind that you can puke real easy. I know there were shows during the 90s that did had gross humor like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken, Aah!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Courage The Cowardly Dog, CatDog, Ed, Edd N' Eddy and the fathers of gross humor themselves, Ren and Stimpy.
But those shows were tamer in comparison to this one!!
One Jump Ahead[Marco:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraffs! Street rats! Scoundrels! Take that!
[Jonah:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Marco:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friends, Benjamin, Pandora Thea, Geronimo and Trap!
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad Marco Sora, Lucius Samax, Jonathan, Jonah Skellington and Kenki Omichi's hit the bottom
They become group rise in crime
I'd blame parents except they hasn't got 'em
[Marco:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Van
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
They're savages! Savages!
Now we sound the drums of war!
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that milky hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Killers at the core
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one
Then we sound
Suki songficSuki:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Like the one before
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Suki:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Belle:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Suki:] The bookshop. We just finished the most wonderful story
about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! )
[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes those kids are strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause their heads' up on some cloud
No denying they're a funny group of kids those Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Man I:] Bonjour
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is
My most hated thingsHere's my most hated things:
Animal and child abusers
The Creation Vs Evolution Debates
FanBoy and Chum-Chum
Dora the Explorer
SpongeBob SqaurePants (after the first 3 seasons and the movie)
Whiny children (children during the 90s were less whiny)
Knock-offs I love like Dingo Pictures
Hate Art of stuff and people I like
Terra X Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
Parents who don't take the responsibility of their childrens' actions
Pet owners who don't take the responsibility of their their pets' actions
The Derpy Hooves Controversy
Villain X Heroine pairings
The extremely crazy fanbases (e.g. Kingdom Hearts, Nintendo, Sonic, MLP etc.)
The Mighty B!
Tygra X Cheetara (Thundercats)
War and most shoot-out video games
Haters without good reason
Timon and Pumbaa (The TV show)
Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party
Geronimo's Jelliena themeWho's the mouse who's fun and witty
Scoops the news for Jelliepolis and making adventures in Planet Jelliena
Go! .Go! Geronimo!
He's amazing, he's terrific
Watch out world he's cheddarific
He's outta site and in the know .
He's the one we call Geronimo!
Suki and Bianca's dirty feet fun
One day in a wooded area somewhere in Japan, a black and white haired girl named Suki and a blonde girl named Bianca were walking in the woods with tired looks in their faces.
"Boy, my feet are killing me, Bianca!" said Suki
"Mine's too" said Bianca
Suki had an idea. "Say Bianca, how about getting out our shoes and go barefoot"
Bianca agreed and the two girls taken their shoes off and run off to the forest.
The girls' feet were becoming dirty as they kept running on the dirt.
After a while they rested on a rock, Bianca asked Suki "Suki, check my feet?"
Suki checked Bianca's feet and she told them "Boy, they're very dirty!"
And Bianca checked Suki's feet and she said "Yours are also very dirty!"
But Bianca and Suki really liked their dirty feet and decided to find their boyfriends, Cheren and Marco who found their shoes.
The boys found the girls sitting on the rock and the girls surprise them by teasing them with their dirty soles.
The boys immediately blushed at the site of their girlf
My list of hacksOkay, here's a list of people what I do think are talentless hacks. I've pic some people that I think are very bad writers and here's the list
Ian Flynn (the writer of the Archie Sonic Comics): That guy is such a piss poor excuse for a comic book writer.
He'd made Sonic a total pervert (true I might like some characters that are perverted like Johnny Bravo or Miroku from Inuyasha but at least they're funnier.) flirting with every girl he sees (Sally, Amy, Mina even Fiona). He'd also made Tails not friends with Sonic.. WTF!!! Tails is Sonic's best friend and friends stick together no matter what (not in a yaoi way)
He'd also made Sonic a total loser...Come on, Sonic isn't a loser. He's one of the best video game characters of time and you had to shit on him.
The other characters aren't nice neither. Sally is this over-possessive bitch who wants to marry Sonic and have his kids, Amy is kinda in that level, Tails is a little perverted Romeo amongst others.
Archie doesn't own Sonic, it pro
Creation-Helel'Shahar -ArtjamMy obsession with perfection began immediately, as soon as I became aware of my existence, I had to change what surrounded me. It was blank, a canvas before me, the painter, no great inspiration around. My empty slate was the entirety of the worlds, vast and black when I first found it. How was this home? Nothing! Nothing everywhere! My mind whirred around like a child's toy, a pinwheel fluttering in the wind. There had to be something! I began trying to speak with no lips, breathe with no lungs, feel with no body-it was maddening to know that I was alive but not truly so! Then it occurred to me what I should do.
I should create; give myself ways to feel outside of merely existing. I began crafting a body, making each detail as intricate as I could. Each hair that branched from my head was light and warm, long and delicate. I counted to make sure there were not more hairs on my head than thoughts in my mind. The numbers were ridiculously large, but excitingly so.
I made myself what I d
Something about suicide, Chapter 1Chapter 1
Samuel my dear. Do you think I could ever bring myself to lie to you so easily? Despite what you may think of me sometimes, I do care for you, I care for you more than the people I left behind, mostly because I have yet to leave you behind and to be honest I am not really sure if I can yet.
But when I do leave you behind, which I will, promise me that you will not come searching for me, that you will not miss me, that you will go on living the life that you have and that you will go out and create the life that you’ve dreamed of having with someone. I see the way you look at me, I know that you hope I will stay and be by your side for as long as I can, but that simply isn’t possible. So when the day comes and I do leave you for other things. Don’t miss me or need me, I ask with all my heart because you can’t live your life wondering and hoping for something that could never have been anything. So Please don’t search for me or miss me because it r
Prayer to ThorOh Thor, god of war, I call upon you in this fight. I call upon your strength to slay whoever blocks my path. I call upon your might to destroy whoever wants to take my life. I call upon your rage to fight on and vanquish whoever slays me.
I call upon your arms to defend whoever fights by my side. I call upon your courage to offer myself in place of my dearest ones when their mortal enemy comes.
And I call upon your brothers and sisters in arms to allow me to pass the gates of Valhalla, should I ever fail.
I call upon you, god of war.