Of Keyblade Wielders and CatDogs - Terra's StoryTerra, who had just finished conversing with Master Xehanort at the Keyblade Graveyard was traveling in his Keyblade Glider, Earthshaker to his next destination but sees a strange world in front of him. The top of the world resembles a fish mashed together with a bone. Curious, Terra decided to have a look at this world. "Maybe who or whatever lives in this world could tell me where I'm going?" So he decided to have a look at this world and land on it.
The world opens up with a strange yellow and orange creature with a cat head on one end and a dog head on the other looking outside from their fish-bone house, only to find that a garbage truck was heading down from the road and the dog half of the creature decided to chase after it.
Terra arrives at the world and didn't see the garbage truck coming towards him until he heard it blow it's horn. Terra instantly backed off and saw the garbage truck being pursued by the strange two-headed creature.
"My body, ugh!" "My body, ouch!" said the
The Tiger Reviews: Mega Babies
This is my first review of perhaps, anything. Anyhow, I'm reviewing an obscure yet very terrible late 90s/early 2000s cartoon that aired on Fox Family Channel called Mega Babies.
While most people complain about all new cartoons being crappy and all old cartoons were better, this old cartoon was crappy...VERY...VERY...CRAPPY!!!
The show focuses on three babies, Meg, Derrick and Buck and their care-giver's name is Nurse Lazlo. According to the show's intro, they were mutated when the planets aligned with each other and got struck by lighting and since then, the 3 babies and their nurse had all kinds of very weird and gross superpowers.
The show itself is the kind that you can puke real easy. I know there were shows during the 90s that did had gross humor like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken, Aah!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Courage The Cowardly Dog, CatDog, Ed, Edd N' Eddy and the fathers of gross humor themselves, Ren and Stimpy.
But those shows were tamer in comparison to this one!!
One Jump Ahead[Marco:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraffs! Street rats! Scoundrels! Take that!
[Jonah:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Marco:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friends, Benjamin, Pandora Thea, Geronimo and Trap!
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad Marco Sora, Lucius Samax, Jonathan, Jonah Skellington and Kenki Omichi's hit the bottom
They become group rise in crime
I'd blame parents except they hasn't got 'em
[Marco:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Van
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
They're savages! Savages!
Now we sound the drums of war!
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that milky hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Killers at the core
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one
Then we sound
Suki songficSuki:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Like the one before
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Suki:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Belle:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Suki:] The bookshop. We just finished the most wonderful story
about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! )
[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes those kids are strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause their heads' up on some cloud
No denying they're a funny group of kids those Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Man I:] Bonjour
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is
My most hated thingsHere's my most hated things:
Animal and child abusers
The Creation Vs Evolution Debates
FanBoy and Chum-Chum
Dora the Explorer
SpongeBob SqaurePants (after the first 3 seasons and the movie)
Whiny children (children during the 90s were less whiny)
Knock-offs I love like Dingo Pictures
Hate Art of stuff and people I like
Terra X Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
Parents who don't take the responsibility of their childrens' actions
Pet owners who don't take the responsibility of their their pets' actions
The Derpy Hooves Controversy
Villain X Heroine pairings
The extremely crazy fanbases (e.g. Kingdom Hearts, Nintendo, Sonic, MLP etc.)
The Mighty B!
Tygra X Cheetara (Thundercats)
War and most shoot-out video games
Haters without good reason
Timon and Pumbaa (The TV show)
Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party
Geronimo's Jelliena themeWho's the mouse who's fun and witty
Scoops the news for Jelliepolis and making adventures in Planet Jelliena
Go! .Go! Geronimo!
He's amazing, he's terrific
Watch out world he's cheddarific
He's outta site and in the know .
He's the one we call Geronimo!
Suki and Bianca's dirty feet fun
One day in a wooded area somewhere in Japan, a black and white haired girl named Suki and a blonde girl named Bianca were walking in the woods with tired looks in their faces.
"Boy, my feet are killing me, Bianca!" said Suki
"Mine's too" said Bianca
Suki had an idea. "Say Bianca, how about getting out our shoes and go barefoot"
Bianca agreed and the two girls taken their shoes off and run off to the forest.
The girls' feet were becoming dirty as they kept running on the dirt.
After a while they rested on a rock, Bianca asked Suki "Suki, check my feet?"
Suki checked Bianca's feet and she told them "Boy, they're very dirty!"
And Bianca checked Suki's feet and she said "Yours are also very dirty!"
But Bianca and Suki really liked their dirty feet and decided to find their boyfriends, Cheren and Marco who found their shoes.
The boys found the girls sitting on the rock and the girls surprise them by teasing them with their dirty soles.
The boys immediately blushed at the site of their girlf
My list of hacksOkay, here's a list of people what I do think are talentless hacks. I've pic some people that I think are very bad writers and here's the list
Ian Flynn (the writer of the Archie Sonic Comics): That guy is such a piss poor excuse for a comic book writer.
He'd made Sonic a total pervert (true I might like some characters that are perverted like Johnny Bravo or Miroku from Inuyasha but at least they're funnier.) flirting with every girl he sees (Sally, Amy, Mina even Fiona). He'd also made Tails not friends with Sonic.. WTF!!! Tails is Sonic's best friend and friends stick together no matter what (not in a yaoi way)
He'd also made Sonic a total loser...Come on, Sonic isn't a loser. He's one of the best video game characters of time and you had to shit on him.
The other characters aren't nice neither. Sally is this over-possessive bitch who wants to marry Sonic and have his kids, Amy is kinda in that level, Tails is a little perverted Romeo amongst others.
Archie doesn't own Sonic, it pro
Disparus - IntroductionVous êtes-vous déjà demandé à quoi ressemble l'inimaginable ?
Il s'agit d'une question intéressante, puisque tout ce qui sors du cerveau de l'homme y est déjà entré auparavant. Il nous est impossible de penser autrement qu'en s'appuyant sur nos sens, et dans cette logique, la moindre pensé est inévitablement issue d'un contexte vécu ; ce qui signifie que l'imagination n'est qu'une machine à transformer. Une machine infatigable dans le cas des artistes, mais qui ne fait tout de même que broyer nos pensées antérieures et les recycler pour nous. Nos vieilles expériences, devenues informes et inutiles, se mélangent et se modifient dans la machine jusqu'à en ressortir méconnaissables.
Prenons, à titre d'exemple, les extraterrestres ; ils sont très souvent imaginés humanoïdes, bonshommes étranges variables d'un rêveur à l'autre. Parfois plus pieuvres qu'humai
RUMINATION #10, COLOR CODED (1/?)As Canard waited in the hall for the machine to give him his protean shake, the Captain couldn’t help but stare at the out of order sign on
the opposite machine. "I feel the same way". Someone shuffled beside him with a Purchase Card, “Hello Briggs."
“You look tired, how long has it been since you’ve had a recharge?”
“This morning,” Canard yawned “I still feel drained, all the stress I suppose, so many things to keep up with.”
Briggs remained behind him to wait his turn “Your system won’t process energy drinks, you’re sure to break down.”
“I should have enough power to reach the end of the day.” The Captain dismissed, kneeling down to where the item fell with a loud
CLANG. Shakily The Captain opened the can, stepping aside so Briggs might access the machine. “Uhh, anything to report?” Canard took a
sip of its foamy goodness and recoiled in bliss. Briggs struggled to fit th
Beginning Sleep C1Beginning Sleep:
Chapter 1: What I've Learned
...I, am but an alternate self.
Wise? Me? Perhaps. I've done much and been through much.
But no doubt, I've been lost within my own darkness.
Originally, I've been "banished" to the same place twice.
The second time, there was no recovery for me.
Nothing at all in the realm.
I was once known as Ansem the Wise. Before my pupil took my name from me after conducting experiments that were considered through what I was studying.
My reports were penned and written by him in my name.
He was as foolish as I in the end, to split himself into both a Heartless and a Nobody.
A grand plan by his true self followed that accumulated into his delusional plan to become superior to all.
Ansem: ....but of course.......
My days on the shores of darkness have been long. And frequent.
Neutral elements engulfed me in an alternate universe.
I still continue to live on, and to instead, pen down what I have not known, and what should to considere
Mar de ideasY es de ese mar de ópalos donde nacen las ideas, donde se arrastran por la arena blanca de la orilla bajo reclamos solares, donde varias veces debo visitar; quizás para no perder la cabeza en la locura sino en la cordura.
Y que se le va a hacer? Asi es mi vida (12-21)Y cuando le comenté a Luna sobre el Verdad, Consecuencia, Beso, Promesa, Puntaje, Salbataje, Cama, Bañera, Ascensor, Telefono, Semaforo, Pajarito, Flor, Paraguas empecé a recordar momentos de mi infancia. Cuando jugabamos a ese juego del hombre-lobo que nos prestaba la mamá de Lucy y las cosas vergonzosas que nos hacían hacer Abril y Lore en ese juego de nombre raro. Me acordé de cuando Lucy empezó a salir con Emiliano, su primer novio, y de cuando Lore empezó a salur con Ignacio, ambas gracias a ese juego. También de cuando Ignacio me dió un bonobom y yo no entendí la indirecta y después le di un beso en la mejilla, de las largas charlas que teníamos por teléfono mientras yo estaba acostada en el piso del living, y de la vez que por ese juego nos tuvimos que quedar cinco minutos en el armario de mi cuarto con Ignacio y no me acuerdo bien por qué pero terminó razguñado.
I Love... Part 3They stayed silent for a while.
Sasori’s mother stayed there, looking down at them, and the two teenagers stared at her, not daring to breathe a word.
His mother cleared her throat again, and sighed.
“I knew this would happen.” She said, and rubbed her eyes with one hand.
The fact that she didn’t explode gave them so much relief that it was almost comical. It went away though, when she spoke again.
“Boys, come with me.” She said, waiting for them to stand.
Slowly, Sasori got up, and helped Deidara up.
They followed the read heads mother into the kitchen, where she pointed to the table, and said a simple, but stern “Sit.”
They scrambled to the chairs, and quietly looked at her for her to speak.
“Explain what I walked in on.”
The teens blushed, and stuttered over their words.
Soon, Sasori managed to string a few words together to make a reasonable senten