Of Keyblade Wielders and CatDogs - Terra's StoryTerra, who had just finished conversing with Master Xehanort at the Keyblade Graveyard was traveling in his Keyblade Glider, Earthshaker to his next destination but sees a strange world in front of him. The top of the world resembles a fish mashed together with a bone. Curious, Terra decided to have a look at this world. "Maybe who or whatever lives in this world could tell me where I'm going?" So he decided to have a look at this world and land on it.
The world opens up with a strange yellow and orange creature with a cat head on one end and a dog head on the other looking outside from their fish-bone house, only to find that a garbage truck was heading down from the road and the dog half of the creature decided to chase after it.
Terra arrives at the world and didn't see the garbage truck coming towards him until he heard it blow it's horn. Terra instantly backed off and saw the garbage truck being pursued by the strange two-headed creature.
"My body, ugh!" "My body, ouch!" said the
The Tiger Reviews: Mega Babies
This is my first review of perhaps, anything. Anyhow, I'm reviewing an obscure yet very terrible late 90s/early 2000s cartoon that aired on Fox Family Channel called Mega Babies.
While most people complain about all new cartoons being crappy and all old cartoons were better, this old cartoon was crappy...VERY...VERY...CRAPPY!!!
The show focuses on three babies, Meg, Derrick and Buck and their care-giver's name is Nurse Lazlo. According to the show's intro, they were mutated when the planets aligned with each other and got struck by lighting and since then, the 3 babies and their nurse had all kinds of very weird and gross superpowers.
The show itself is the kind that you can puke real easy. I know there were shows during the 90s that did had gross humor like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken, Aah!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Courage The Cowardly Dog, CatDog, Ed, Edd N' Eddy and the fathers of gross humor themselves, Ren and Stimpy.
But those shows were tamer in comparison to this one!!
One Jump Ahead[Marco:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraffs! Street rats! Scoundrels! Take that!
[Jonah:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Marco:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friends, Benjamin, Pandora Thea, Geronimo and Trap!
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad Marco Sora, Lucius Samax, Jonathan, Jonah Skellington and Kenki Omichi's hit the bottom
They become group rise in crime
I'd blame parents except they hasn't got 'em
[Marco:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Van
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
They're savages! Savages!
Now we sound the drums of war!
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that milky hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Killers at the core
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one
Then we sound
Suki songficSuki:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Like the one before
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Suki:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Belle:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Suki:] The bookshop. We just finished the most wonderful story
about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! )
[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes those kids are strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause their heads' up on some cloud
No denying they're a funny group of kids those Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Man I:] Bonjour
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is
My most hated thingsHere's my most hated things:
Animal and child abusers
The Creation Vs Evolution Debates
FanBoy and Chum-Chum
Dora the Explorer
SpongeBob SqaurePants (after the first 3 seasons and the movie)
Whiny children (children during the 90s were less whiny)
Knock-offs I love like Dingo Pictures
Hate Art of stuff and people I like
Terra X Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
Parents who don't take the responsibility of their childrens' actions
Pet owners who don't take the responsibility of their their pets' actions
The Derpy Hooves Controversy
Villain X Heroine pairings
The extremely crazy fanbases (e.g. Kingdom Hearts, Nintendo, Sonic, MLP etc.)
The Mighty B!
Tygra X Cheetara (Thundercats)
War and most shoot-out video games
Haters without good reason
Timon and Pumbaa (The TV show)
Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party
Geronimo's Jelliena themeWho's the mouse who's fun and witty
Scoops the news for Jelliepolis and making adventures in Planet Jelliena
Go! .Go! Geronimo!
He's amazing, he's terrific
Watch out world he's cheddarific
He's outta site and in the know .
He's the one we call Geronimo!
Suki and Bianca's dirty feet fun
One day in a wooded area somewhere in Japan, a black and white haired girl named Suki and a blonde girl named Bianca were walking in the woods with tired looks in their faces.
"Boy, my feet are killing me, Bianca!" said Suki
"Mine's too" said Bianca
Suki had an idea. "Say Bianca, how about getting out our shoes and go barefoot"
Bianca agreed and the two girls taken their shoes off and run off to the forest.
The girls' feet were becoming dirty as they kept running on the dirt.
After a while they rested on a rock, Bianca asked Suki "Suki, check my feet?"
Suki checked Bianca's feet and she told them "Boy, they're very dirty!"
And Bianca checked Suki's feet and she said "Yours are also very dirty!"
But Bianca and Suki really liked their dirty feet and decided to find their boyfriends, Cheren and Marco who found their shoes.
The boys found the girls sitting on the rock and the girls surprise them by teasing them with their dirty soles.
The boys immediately blushed at the site of their girlf
My list of hacksOkay, here's a list of people what I do think are talentless hacks. I've pic some people that I think are very bad writers and here's the list
Ian Flynn (the writer of the Archie Sonic Comics): That guy is such a piss poor excuse for a comic book writer.
He'd made Sonic a total pervert (true I might like some characters that are perverted like Johnny Bravo or Miroku from Inuyasha but at least they're funnier.) flirting with every girl he sees (Sally, Amy, Mina even Fiona). He'd also made Tails not friends with Sonic.. WTF!!! Tails is Sonic's best friend and friends stick together no matter what (not in a yaoi way)
He'd also made Sonic a total loser...Come on, Sonic isn't a loser. He's one of the best video game characters of time and you had to shit on him.
The other characters aren't nice neither. Sally is this over-possessive bitch who wants to marry Sonic and have his kids, Amy is kinda in that level, Tails is a little perverted Romeo amongst others.
Archie doesn't own Sonic, it pro
Death Diary (Entry 52)
Entry Fifty two
You’ll have to forgive the lateness of this entry…and also the brevity. I’m afraid that this Ebola thing has gotten more out of hand than I anticipated. Pestilence is at it again I fear, and he’s got a new toy to play with. Now I’m not spending this whole entry on that nonsense, you hear enough about it I’m sure from the media…but I will say this about Ebola. For those of you who are afraid of Ebola becoming the next big pandemic and that it will go airborne….relax. As much as Pestilence would love for this disease to hit the airways, he’s not that quick about it. Virus’s like this do not mutate in such a way easily. Also, keep in mind that Ebola has been around for many, many years, and it is in no way a death sentence, if given the proper treatment.
But like I said, I’m not here to talk about Pestilence and his idiocy…rather I’m here to take you down memory lane…to take you into
Little wren's Story (Introduction)Mother wren was a very careful mother, always looking after her children. She would watch them, take care of them, and love them to pieces. She had 6 children, Pickpocket, Dark Winged, Poppy, Ace, Ariel, and Little wren, the smallest, most curious and most mischievous of the group.
But there was something about Little Wren that was different from the others. He was adventurous and wondered how it was like in the outside world, other then their own cooped, over heated nest full of squirming chicks. The others did not care much about whats outside, thinking its a dangerous place to be and become eaten by predators faster then a mare running away from a tiger, the only good things they thought about the world was that there was new things to eat. But that was it.
But, Little Wren wanted to be different, and wanted to explore. He had many disadvantages though, he’s barley the size of his mother, and has just started developing his flight feathers. He knew that he would be the last of
Existence - Inspirational Quote #33As easy as it is to breathe and live, it is just as easy for God to renew your purpose and lose touch of your existence...
…the police are still searching for the remains of the hot dog stand. I’m going to interrupt the story here to bring you a breaking news story. Dalton Tiller is spiraling into a depression. We bring you now to Deep Hole, Maine, where the story is in progress. I’m speaking with our top correspondent Richard Herman. Richard, what does it look like out there?
Richard: Liza, the scene here is downright grim. Crowds have been waiting outside all day, all hoping to get a look at the hopelessly sad man. I’m being told… I’m being told right now that we’re being allowed into the building. I’m going to try to talk with him… The situation has escalated since last night when Dalton said he was feeling sleepy a whole three hours earlier than usual. Since then, things have tailed out of control. There he is- there he is- Dalton! Dalton, is it true that you’ve been feeling depressed lately?
Dalton: Come on, get out of my face, man. Get this
shy truthDuring the retelling of a story it is more often than not embellished for the sake of the listener's enjoyment.
The story is continuously told to the point that the first tiny exaggeration becomes the feat of a god.
To what end must truth be altered
and what of the truth in fiction
Over time many tales of resiliency have become myth and are questioned as to whether or not they were based on reality
Have we begun to see the emergence of tales that are diminished to an extra ordinary sense so that the truth can be delivered as believable
Either way the truth will continue to suffer
Little Wren's Story (Chapter 1) Chapter 1: Adventure
He climbed out of his nest, trying to flap his little wings still in development. He managed to jump onto a nearby branch, without getting hurt. He looked down and saw the sickening and exciting feeling of looking down below, thousands of feet below. He did not realize that his home was way so up. But then, he looked into the distance, seeing the absolute beauty of a morning sunrise. Other song birds were singing, and bees were buzzing. He thought it was absolutely beautiful. He tried to sing, to. But came out was a little tiny squeal of a young songbird.
Dozing off into the sunrise, he did not notice what was coming for him. A grey hawk, looking fo
RUMINATION #7 OTTER CONFUSION, PART 3 OF 4“Why do we have to go with Atomic?” Earp looked up,
as they walked behind the sulking Atomic,
still with its head slow, rolling directionless down the path.
“You here to show Atomic where to shoot,” said the Anchovy suddenly
“Now to go left through the trees, it’ll be quicker,”
“Do we have to talk to it?” Rupert said with an unwilling face.
“Good luck, pal,” Croak puffed, Earp certainly wasn’t very willing to do it
“Way to stick together, fellas,” Rupert begrudgingly went ahead and
“Were going this way,” the robot barley noticed him and as the frog
guided him slowly towards the trees.
“Will you be my new friend?” the robot’s voice echoed within its body.
Rupert’s eyes darted back to his friends with a look reflecting a dire
need for help “We’ll show them won’t we new friend,
will show them how mean they are, and why its wrong.”
Oh. - CHAPTER 2"I rise from the dead again."
Woke up when my parents came in and yelled, "It's 6:40, wake the hell up." Didn't change, didn't brush my hair, just put it back in a beanie, threw on shoes, and ran so I didn't miss the bus. Just so happened that my pajamas were all black. Funny, isn't it?
Got to the bus stop and my phone wouldn't turn on. Turned on my iPod instead, and the first six songs were relevant to the events that had passed on this day. It's a neon sign in the front of my mind. But is this healthy, or am I just polluting myself?
"It's a revolution, I suppose."
I still can see myself sitting in the back of English four years ago, with a clear view of a red pen and a porous notebook. The "Holey" Notebook, if you will. I remember the red ink slashes on my wrist, the scratches and tear stains on the paper, and his pitiful face telling me, "You're too important to lose." The words "Shoot me down" were scars to my writing, forever engraved in the back of my mind. Hi