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Of Keyblade Wielders and CatDogs - Terra's StoryTerra, who had just finished conversing with Master Xehanort at the Keyblade Graveyard was traveling in his Keyblade Glider, Earthshaker to his next destination but sees a strange world in front of him. The top of the world resembles a fish mashed together with a bone. Curious, Terra decided to have a look at this world. "Maybe who or whatever lives in this world could tell me where I'm going?" So he decided to have a look at this world and land on it.
The world opens up with a strange yellow and orange creature with a cat head on one end and a dog head on the other looking outside from their fish-bone house, only to find that a garbage truck was heading down from the road and the dog half of the creature decided to chase after it.
Terra arrives at the world and didn't see the garbage truck coming towards him until he heard it blow it's horn. Terra instantly backed off and saw the garbage truck being pursued by the strange two-headed creature.
"My body, ugh!" "My body, ouch!" said the
The Tiger Reviews: Mega Babies
This is my first review of perhaps, anything. Anyhow, I'm reviewing an obscure yet very terrible late 90s/early 2000s cartoon that aired on Fox Family Channel called Mega Babies.
While most people complain about all new cartoons being crappy and all old cartoons were better, this old cartoon was crappy...VERY...VERY...CRAPPY!!!
The show focuses on three babies, Meg, Derrick and Buck and their care-giver's name is Nurse Lazlo. According to the show's intro, they were mutated when the planets aligned with each other and got struck by lighting and since then, the 3 babies and their nurse had all kinds of very weird and gross superpowers.
The show itself is the kind that you can puke real easy. I know there were shows during the 90s that did had gross humor like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken, Aah!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Courage The Cowardly Dog, CatDog, Ed, Edd N' Eddy and the fathers of gross humor themselves, Ren and Stimpy.
But those shows were tamer in comparison to this one!!
In the (mostly) animal dominated city of Jelliepolis, Suki Higurashi, Amy Cat, Sarah Dog, Lulu Gaulweather and Barbara Clarke we're looking for Gomang, a medicinal plant native to the jungle for their sick friends and family members.
One Jump Ahead[Marco:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraffs! Street rats! Scoundrels! Take that!
[Jonah:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Marco:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friends, Benjamin, Pandora Thea, Geronimo and Trap!
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad Marco Sora, Lucius Samax, Jonathan, Jonah Skellington and Kenki Omichi's hit the bottom
They become group rise in crime
I'd blame parents except they hasn't got 'em
[Marco:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Van
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
They're savages! Savages!
Now we sound the drums of war!
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that milky hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Killers at the core
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one
Then we sound
Suki songficSuki:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Like the one before
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Suki:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Belle:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Suki:] The bookshop. We just finished the most wonderful story
about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! )
[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes those kids are strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause their heads' up on some cloud
No denying they're a funny group of kids those Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Man I:] Bonjour
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is
My most hated thingsHere's my most hated things:
Animal and child abusers
The Creation Vs Evolution Debates
FanBoy and Chum-Chum
Dora the Explorer
SpongeBob SqaurePants (after the first 3 seasons and the movie)
Whiny children (children during the 90s were less whiny)
Knock-offs I love like Dingo Pictures
Hate Art of stuff and people I like
Terra X Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
Parents who don't take the responsibility of their childrens' actions
Pet owners who don't take the responsibility of their their pets' actions
The Derpy Hooves Controversy
Villain X Heroine pairings
The extremely crazy fanbases (e.g. Kingdom Hearts, Nintendo, Sonic, MLP etc.)
The Mighty B!
Tygra X Cheetara (Thundercats)
War and most shoot-out video games
Haters without good reason
Timon and Pumbaa (The TV show)
Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party
Geronimo's Jelliena themeWho's the mouse who's fun and witty
Scoops the news for Jelliepolis and making adventures in Planet Jelliena
Go! .Go! Geronimo!
He's amazing, he's terrific
Watch out world he's cheddarific
He's outta site and in the know .
He's the one we call Geronimo!
Suki and Bianca's dirty feet fun
One day in a wooded area somewhere in Japan, a black and white haired girl named Suki and a blonde girl named Bianca were walking in the woods with tired looks in their faces.
"Boy, my feet are killing me, Bianca!" said Suki
"Mine's too" said Bianca
Suki had an idea. "Say Bianca, how about getting out our shoes and go barefoot"
Bianca agreed and the two girls taken their shoes off and run off to the forest.
The girls' feet were becoming dirty as they kept running on the dirt.
After a while they rested on a rock, Bianca asked Suki "Suki, check my feet?"
Suki checked Bianca's feet and she told them "Boy, they're very dirty!"
And Bianca checked Suki's feet and she said "Yours are also very dirty!"
But Bianca and Suki really liked their dirty feet and decided to find their boyfriends, Cheren and Marco who found their shoes.
The boys found the girls sitting on the rock and the girls surprise them by teasing them with their dirty soles.
The boys immediately blushed at the site of their girlf
MLP: The Friends of Summer Part 1
Our story begins the way some do: An introduction to a vast world where many creatures, benevolent and...well...those who are not-so-benevolent...live and roam the lands all around. The world is filled of many hidden secrets and surprises: some that are discovered everyday...and some that take years to reveal themselves when one least expects it.
There are many grand kingdoms all over this great world, most of which are ruled by various creatures: There are the griffins that soar the skies, Changelings that live among grassy fields and crystal caverns, Buffalo that roam the desert lands, and so much more. But the one species that is considered to be the most dominant of all and rules most of the world itself...are ponies.
There are a few kingdoms that are home to many ponies, and some other creatures who share the land with them. One is known as Shamrock, the land of green and lucky horseshoe clovers that cover many fiends and plains
MLP: I'll prove it to ya'll that ah AM strong!
Down below the streets of Pony ville, there lies many citizens on a shiny, bright afternoon as everyone is still excited for the music festival that is coming in a few days. On the southwest corner of town, there is a fruit stand that is made by a certain stallion name Applejuice. He along with his brother Macon are just finishing up a few customers' orders of the drinks they wanted. "Alright, here's your grape juice." Applejuice puts a cup of grape juice on the counter where he can get his orders. "Thank you." The purple stallion with a blue mane thank the yellow stallion. "Ya welcome, sir. That will be four bits please."
The purple stallion gives the bits to Applejuice on the counter which he grabbed from his hoof. The purple stallion walks away from the stand with his drink that he is holding with the magic that is activated from his horn.
Next order is from a orange mare with a red mane and the pony is a Pegasus. "Howdy ma'am, what can I get ya?"
"Yes, can I get a cup of oran
MLP: The Friends of Summer Part 2
After a successful and exciting first day on Six Element Resort, the Yearling Six and their families continue to enjoy the wonderful and thrilling entertainment found not only on the sandy beach that their summer home rests upon, but the nearby village and town that holds many activities for the little ponies and more to take part in.
On the second day, everypony gathers together to take a little walk about the nearby town...beholding all of it's fancy shops and souvenirs that are sold on near every corner of the street. The happy parents allow their little ones to pick out a t-shirt, a cap, or something that might catch their eye from one of the shops...and purchase them as a gift to take home with them. After a long walk through the town, everypony eats a wonderful dinner at the local restaurant.
The third day provides Fluttershy an opportunity to show the Yearling Six her home; Since she lives on the island with many of her animal friends, t
PiF: Wandering through life - cz.4"Wędrując przez życie"
Jechałam z rodzicami krętymi paryskimi ulicami. Tata prowadził, mama siedział obok niego, a ja z tyłu na środkowym miejscu by oboje dobrze widzieć. Wracaliśmy właśnie od lekarza. Mama była na badaniach Ultra Sonografem. Doktor sprawdzał, czy z moim małym braciszkiem wszystko w porządku i czy rozwija się właściwie. Scott z nami nie pojechał, przygotowywał się do kolokwium, ja natomiast postanowiłam wybrać się razem z rodzicami i na własne oczy sobaczyć jak takie USG wygląda.
Był to ostatni dzień grudnia roku 2012, jednego z gorszych w moim życiu. Do Nowego Roku zostało jeszcze dziesięć godzin, a ja z niecierpliwością wyczekiwałam jego nadejścia. Liczyłam na to, że w 2013 spotka mnie o wie
Growing Around Audition- Goodbye Rover (Draft 2)[The episode starts off with Robert and Linda walking to their classroom. Adults are mingling by lockers or rushing to their classes.]
Linda: Robert, I’m so nervous about our test today! What if I don’t do well on it?
Robert: Don’t worry Linda, you’ll do fine. I’ve helped you study for this test all week.
Linda: But what if I get test anxiety and forget everything that I learned? I can’t afford to fail now, not after I started getting my grades up!
[Robert and Linda both walk into Kathy’s classroom. The adults in the class are all greeting an elderly, grey haired beagle that is laying calmly on the floor.]
Linda: Oh, Ms. Kathy brought Rover in today! [Robert and Linda go over to Rover to greet him.]
Robert: [He pets Rover.] Hey buddy, it’s great to see you!
[The bell rings for class to start.]
Kathy: Okay class, I know that we were going to take the test on sandcastle building today, but we’ll postpone that to Monday and play with m
Growing Around Audition- Goodbye Rover[The episode starts off with Robert and Linda walking to their classroom. Adults are mingling by lockers or rushing to their classes.]
Linda: Oh Robbie, I am so nervous about our test today!
Robert: Don’t worry Linda, you’ll do fine. I’ve helped you study for this test the whole week.
Linda: But what if I get test anxiety and forget everything? I can’t afford to fail this! [Robert and Linda both walk into Kathy’s classroom. The adults in the class are all greeting an old, grey haired beagle that is laying calmly on the floor.] Oh, Kathy brought Rover in today!
Robert: [He goes over to Rover and pets him.] Hey buddy, it’s great to see you! [The bell rings for class to start.]
Kathy: Okay class, I know that we were going to take the test on building sandcastles today, but we’ll postpone that to Monday and instead play with Rover outside!
Linda: [A look of relief washes over her face and she whispers to herself.] Yes!
Kathy: [She is trying to call
The Tops at Lady Malmsteen castleOn the Tops tour bus on a dark and stormy night. The Tops and their mother Carla Brown Cow along with their pet Intergalactic Angel Mangi were traveling along a mysterious country village called Petsylvania. The Tops got a gig to put on a concert for the people in Petsylvania by a mysterious letter that came to them in a mail.
Carla: I have never been in Petsylvania before but so far it seems quaint.
Boxcy: As in boring and uninteresting I agree with you. Why did we come to this joint in the first place?
Toppy: Because Boxcy we got a royal invitation by someone named Lady Malmsteen. I never heard of her before but rumor has it she is a very wealthy lady who even owns her own castle out here.
Curly: Duh I hope there’s food I’m hungry.
Toppy: Curly you just ate before we left.
Curly: Duh I burn more calories than you guys.
Socky: Hey dudes dig it man. We got clouds, more clouds, dark clouds, light clouds and smokey clouds and rain clouds. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
IkeNie ma niczego bardziej przerażającego od świadomości, że on kręci się jak popapraniec po domu i grzebie w tej swojej MP4, poprawia notorycznie ogromne słuchawki na uszach i gapi się w ściany, kiwając głową do rytmu. Wychodzi na kilka godzin i wraca niczym duch, bez żadnego powitania ani ciepłego słowa. Nie chce jeść obiadu ani kolacji z rodziną, zaszywa się w swoim pokoju. Z tymi cholernymi słuchawkami, tą cholerną MP4 i cholerną paranoją.
Nic nie budzi większej agresji od jego bluz przypominających namioty, luźnych spodni, ogromnych czapek z wulgarnymi nadrukami, kolczyka w uchu i znoszonych butów. Nosi te swoje "nerki", a w nich przemyca rodzinne pamiątki. Farbuje ręcznie bandany, gdy jest sam w domu, brudząc wannę i kafelki w łazience. Na rzemyki nawleka dziwne zawieszki i nosi je na ręce z satysfakcją wy
The RainIt was a very rainy, yet beautiful day on Enaria, and everyone was outside enjoying the day. Dmitri and Ferdinand were playing a card game and drinking warm tea under a canopy. Jaron, Connie and Van were climbing a tree, and Kari and Paula were actually playing in the rain some times. Everyone liked the rain because it barely rained where Ferdinand and Dmitri live. Everyone was having a nice time outside, except for Lana, who wasn't used to colder weather. All she did was watch, and watch, and watch. Rain drop after rain drop. That was actually all she felt like doing. Watching everyone do what they were doing outside, she kind of wanted to join them, but the other side of her didn't want to. Lana just sat and watched the rain fall from Ferdinand and Dmitri's window in their empty storage room. She watched the rain fall down, she watched the rain drops race against each other on the window, she heard the rain get louder, and quieter the next minute. She sighed as she watched the rain f
Inuyasha sings a songInuyasha:
A single thread in a tapestry-
Though its color brightly shine-
Can never see its purpose
In the pattern of the grand design.
And the stone that sits on the very top
Of the mountain's mighty face-
Does it think it's more important
Than the stones that form the base?
So how can you see what your life is worth
Or where your value lies?
You can never see through the eyes of man
You must look at your life,
Look at your life through heaven's eyes.
A lake of gold in the desert sand
Is less than a cool fresh spring-
And to one lost sheep, a shepherd boy
Is greater than the richest king.
If a man lose ev'rything he owns,
Has he truly lost his worth?
Or is it the beginning
Of a new and brighter birth?
So how do you measure the worth of a man-
In wealth or strength or size?
In how much he gained or how much he gave?
The answer will come,
The answer will come to him who tries
To look at his life through heaven's eyes.
And that's why we share all we have with you,
dead dog julyI.
the summer heat lays limp in the city’s lap,
breathing long oppressive breaths.
it does not even lift its lolling head
to bark out hoarse indignancy
when a strange man brings the mail.
there might be heavy rain today,
brought by some swollen, murmuring cloud.
the world will whirl and howl,
then settle down,
to die a little more.
o, quickly, love,
press your back against the wall in fear
as the universe spreads her arms and
shuts her eyes
and starts to summon the end of all things.
come with me
to the place of windows full of speechless afternoon
hot windy whispers of half-formed solutions and resolutions,
sweltering sunlit meadows we’ll wander and then forget.
o quickly, love,
let’s to the season of forgetting
and unwind all of our harshest memories
and fill the universe’s mouth
with mute cotton.
i’ll whisper these words to you some evening
with all my exigency in the hand i rest on your arm—
Transformers: We Came in WarTransformers: We Came in War
Setting: Sometime during the Bay films
Characters: Optimus Prime
We came to this planet because ours was gone.
The quest for power consumed our home. The need for domination destroyed us. Still we live, and yet there is a piece in each of us that has been decimated forever. We will never recover what we have lost.
I look down upon this planet, and I wonder why we try.
It is evident by now that we have lost the capacity for peace. War follows in our wake. We came to retrieve the AllSpark, which has long since been lost, and we are still here. All that came of attempting to revive our planet was the relocation of the war from our planet of death to this planet of life. There is so much life on this planet. All of it we have sworn to protect. This is the promise we have made to them. But the promise would not need to have been made if we had never co
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