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Of Keyblade Wielders and CatDogs - Terra's StoryTerra, who had just finished conversing with Master Xehanort at the Keyblade Graveyard was traveling in his Keyblade Glider, Earthshaker to his next destination but sees a strange world in front of him. The top of the world resembles a fish mashed together with a bone. Curious, Terra decided to have a look at this world. "Maybe who or whatever lives in this world could tell me where I'm going?" So he decided to have a look at this world and land on it.
The world opens up with a strange yellow and orange creature with a cat head on one end and a dog head on the other looking outside from their fish-bone house, only to find that a garbage truck was heading down from the road and the dog half of the creature decided to chase after it.
Terra arrives at the world and didn't see the garbage truck coming towards him until he heard it blow it's horn. Terra instantly backed off and saw the garbage truck being pursued by the strange two-headed creature.
"My body, ugh!" "My body, ouch!" said the
The Tiger Reviews: Mega Babies
This is my first review of perhaps, anything. Anyhow, I'm reviewing an obscure yet very terrible late 90s/early 2000s cartoon that aired on Fox Family Channel called Mega Babies.
While most people complain about all new cartoons being crappy and all old cartoons were better, this old cartoon was crappy...VERY...VERY...CRAPPY!!!
The show focuses on three babies, Meg, Derrick and Buck and their care-giver's name is Nurse Lazlo. According to the show's intro, they were mutated when the planets aligned with each other and got struck by lighting and since then, the 3 babies and their nurse had all kinds of very weird and gross superpowers.
The show itself is the kind that you can puke real easy. I know there were shows during the 90s that did had gross humor like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken, Aah!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Courage The Cowardly Dog, CatDog, Ed, Edd N' Eddy and the fathers of gross humor themselves, Ren and Stimpy.
But those shows were tamer in comparison to this one!!
In the (mostly) animal dominated city of Jelliepolis, Suki Higurashi, Amy Cat, Sarah Dog, Lulu Gaulweather and Barbara Clarke we're looking for Gomang, a medicinal plant native to the jungle for their sick friends and family members.
One Jump Ahead[Marco:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraffs! Street rats! Scoundrels! Take that!
[Jonah:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Marco:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friends, Benjamin, Pandora Thea, Geronimo and Trap!
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad Marco Sora, Lucius Samax, Jonathan, Jonah Skellington and Kenki Omichi's hit the bottom
They become group rise in crime
I'd blame parents except they hasn't got 'em
[Marco:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Van
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
They're savages! Savages!
Now we sound the drums of war!
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that milky hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Killers at the core
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one
Then we sound
Suki songficSuki:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Like the one before
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Suki:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Belle:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Suki:] The bookshop. We just finished the most wonderful story
about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! )
[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes those kids are strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause their heads' up on some cloud
No denying they're a funny group of kids those Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Man I:] Bonjour
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is
My most hated thingsHere's my most hated things:
Animal and child abusers
The Creation Vs Evolution Debates
FanBoy and Chum-Chum
Dora the Explorer
SpongeBob SqaurePants (after the first 3 seasons and the movie)
Whiny children (children during the 90s were less whiny)
Knock-offs I love like Dingo Pictures
Hate Art of stuff and people I like
Terra X Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
Parents who don't take the responsibility of their childrens' actions
Pet owners who don't take the responsibility of their their pets' actions
The Derpy Hooves Controversy
Villain X Heroine pairings
The extremely crazy fanbases (e.g. Kingdom Hearts, Nintendo, Sonic, MLP etc.)
The Mighty B!
Tygra X Cheetara (Thundercats)
War and most shoot-out video games
Haters without good reason
Timon and Pumbaa (The TV show)
Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party
Geronimo's Jelliena themeWho's the mouse who's fun and witty
Scoops the news for Jelliepolis and making adventures in Planet Jelliena
Go! .Go! Geronimo!
He's amazing, he's terrific
Watch out world he's cheddarific
He's outta site and in the know .
He's the one we call Geronimo!
Suki and Bianca's dirty feet fun
One day in a wooded area somewhere in Japan, a black and white haired girl named Suki and a blonde girl named Bianca were walking in the woods with tired looks in their faces.
"Boy, my feet are killing me, Bianca!" said Suki
"Mine's too" said Bianca
Suki had an idea. "Say Bianca, how about getting out our shoes and go barefoot"
Bianca agreed and the two girls taken their shoes off and run off to the forest.
The girls' feet were becoming dirty as they kept running on the dirt.
After a while they rested on a rock, Bianca asked Suki "Suki, check my feet?"
Suki checked Bianca's feet and she told them "Boy, they're very dirty!"
And Bianca checked Suki's feet and she said "Yours are also very dirty!"
But Bianca and Suki really liked their dirty feet and decided to find their boyfriends, Cheren and Marco who found their shoes.
The boys found the girls sitting on the rock and the girls surprise them by teasing them with their dirty soles.
The boys immediately blushed at the site of their girlf
MLP: A Rockdog Ate My Homework
It is another beautiful and golden morning here on the Kingdom Island of Harmony...and every denizen is up and about preparing for a new day at work or for play. Every pony, zebra, dragon, changeling, buffalo, griffin, and otherwise all rise from their beds when the warm, bright sun rises from the ocean's horizon...brought up by none other than the alicorn Princess of the Sun herself: Celestia of Equestria.
All while the adults attend their daily role of going to work or keeping their homes tidy for their families, the young students of Tambelon...from preschool to high school...are all taking the time to complete their Summer Homework Projects, as required by both the Schools and Royalty of Tambelon: Everypony must write a few pages on what they did this summer and anything they may have learned along the way.
Starlight, the young alicorn princess of Tambelon, has planned her paper out perfectly: writing one adventure and lesson at a time
Family's tickle dayIt was a pretty standard day in the house of Jet. It had been two weeks since the defeat of Fladros and Snowy knew he needed a good cheer up tickle session after all the crazyiness, plus she really missed his cute laughter. She of course would get captured by him another day, but for today. She had her cute husband tied upside down in their bedroom. She giggled as Jet's cute smile grew across his face.
"Hehe so I'm all yours for today." Jet said.
"That's right you'll be upside down first, I'll change your position a bit later." Snowy explained.
She pulled from their closet Jet's backpack it had tickle tools in it such as feathers; feather dusters, paint, feather rollers, pens, the tickle seed, and the tickle sphere. She pulled out a red cloth tying it over Jet's eyes to blindfold him.
"Using my own stuff against me." Jet chuckled.
His body twitched as he felt the tip of a feather poke his helpless belly. He began to laugh as Snowy stroked the tip on his vulnerable skin, he squirmed ado
PiF: Wandering through life - cz.4"Wędrując przez życie"
Jechałam z rodzicami krętymi paryskimi ulicami. Tata prowadził, mama siedział obok niego, a ja z tyłu na środkowym miejscu by oboje dobrze widzieć. Wracaliśmy właśnie od lekarza. Mama była na badaniach Ultra Sonografem. Doktor sprawdzał, czy z moim małym braciszkiem wszystko w porządku i czy rozwija się właściwie. Scott z nami nie pojechał, przygotowywał się do kolokwium, ja natomiast postanowiłam wybrać się razem z rodzicami i na własne oczy sobaczyć jak takie USG wygląda.
Był to ostatni dzień grudnia roku 2012, jednego z gorszych w moim życiu. Do Nowego Roku zostało jeszcze dziesięć godzin, a ja z niecierpliwością wyczekiwałam jego nadejścia. Liczyłam na to, że w 2013 spotka mnie o wie
A Day at the North Pole It was a beautiful snowy December day near Christmas time. Karissa, who was friends with Santa, the elves and everyone else was going to visit the North Pole. The young lady knew Santa because her other friend Snow Miser told her about him. She couldn't wait to see all of her friends from up north.
As soon as she got there, She couldn't believe how beautiful it was. Trees were glowing with Christmas lights, and light snow was falling. Karissa had never seen it snow this much in her life. At first, she was a bit lost. All she has to go by was all of the beautifully decorated trees and all of the animals. A map would be nice right about now. In no time at all, she found Santa's castle/workshop. Her face lit up with joy. Karissa ran to the breath-taking castle. She gazed at all of the beauty around her. Karissa's favorite time of year was Christmas time. Her birthday was only one day away from Christmas Eve too.
Karissa was a bit scared to knock on the door, she
I don't know what is good, what is right
I can't see the smile on my own face
He grabs me and pulls me into the abyss
I just don't know what to do
It's a curse
He gives me grief and laughs at our own pain
He makes me see the hits they give that were for him
We feel the pain together, I feel it more
I just cry as he laughs
Please oh please, don't hurt me
It's not my fault, he did this to me
I'm so alone, I need your love
I just bleed, blood fills my lungs
As I watch this sickness, it is poisonous
I just want to cry out, please know that I'm here
As this world fades to gray, I shiver at the pain
As memories, just shatter my brain
Please do not hurt me, Please oh please
I beg you my friend, please it is not me
I just want your love, I am not him
Don't hurt him, cause it makes me bleed
Please.....stop and see the real me.....
Planes FAR: In the MineOnce the scorch of the flames had vanished, the first thing that struck Dusty was the darkness. His running lights came on automatically, providing some light in the small space. He was pressed up against a wall and felt a larger weight pressing against him. The dim light his running lights provided was enough for him to see Blade's larger form standing over him, blocking him in completely.
"Blade?" He croaked. "It's over now, you can stop crushing me." "Sorry Champ." Blade replied, his voice sounding strained. He backed off a bit, allowing Dusty a bit of wiggle room. Turning his lights on the red helicopter, Dusty could see how tense Blade was. His eyes were shut tight and his teeth were slightly bared. "Are you hurt?" Dusty asked. "I've been worse." Blade lied. "It's nothing, I'm fine." He looked at Dusty. "A busted gearbox?" He asked. Sighing, Dusty nodded. "Why didn't you say anything?" Blade asked. "I didn't quite believe it. I didn't want to believe it. The thought of never racin
Nerds and Jocks STILL in college 4
Could someone say ‘worst plan EVER?’ ?
“Good morning Starshine!” Suigetsu chirped WAY to damn early in the morning as he stood on his bottom bunk to loom over Naruto who resided on the top “And how did you sleep?”
Sleep? What sleep? Between Suigetsu’s random maniacal laughs, Jūgo’s snoring, and Shikamaru’s sleep talking, HOW THE HELL COULD ANYONE SLEEP!?! But instead of saying anything out loud he remained twitching, which only made Suigetsu laugh.
“Ah that’s good, that’s good.”
Naruto began grinding his teeth. How much more did he have to bare with?!
“Leave me the hell alone! I want to sleep!” He then turned himself away from Suigetsu and covered himself more with his blanket, only to be further disturbed by the sound of an annoying alarm clock. “Oh come on!” Naruto jolted his upper body up and flopped his arms ontop of his blankets “You gotta be kidding me!!”
The RainIt was a very rainy, yet beautiful day on Enaria, and everyone was outside enjoying the day. Dmitri and Ferdinand were playing a card game and drinking warm tea under a canopy. Jaron, Connie and Van were climbing a tree, and Kari and Paula were actually playing in the rain some times. Everyone liked the rain because it barely rained where Ferdinand and Dmitri live. Everyone was having a nice time outside, except for Lana, who wasn't used to colder weather. All she did was watch, and watch, and watch. Rain drop after rain drop. That was actually all she felt like doing. Watching everyone do what they were doing outside, she kind of wanted to join them, but the other side of her didn't want to. Lana just sat and watched the rain fall from Ferdinand and Dmitri's window in their empty storage room. She watched the rain fall down, she watched the rain drops race against each other on the window, she heard the rain get louder, and quieter the next minute. She sighed as she watched the rain f
Inuyasha sings a songInuyasha:
A single thread in a tapestry-
Though its color brightly shine-
Can never see its purpose
In the pattern of the grand design.
And the stone that sits on the very top
Of the mountain's mighty face-
Does it think it's more important
Than the stones that form the base?
So how can you see what your life is worth
Or where your value lies?
You can never see through the eyes of man
You must look at your life,
Look at your life through heaven's eyes.
A lake of gold in the desert sand
Is less than a cool fresh spring-
And to one lost sheep, a shepherd boy
Is greater than the richest king.
If a man lose ev'rything he owns,
Has he truly lost his worth?
Or is it the beginning
Of a new and brighter birth?
So how do you measure the worth of a man-
In wealth or strength or size?
In how much he gained or how much he gave?
The answer will come,
The answer will come to him who tries
To look at his life through heaven's eyes.
And that's why we share all we have with you,
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