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Of Keyblade Wielders and CatDogs - Terra's StoryTerra, who had just finished conversing with Master Xehanort at the Keyblade Graveyard was traveling in his Keyblade Glider, Earthshaker to his next destination but sees a strange world in front of him. The top of the world resembles a fish mashed together with a bone. Curious, Terra decided to have a look at this world. "Maybe who or whatever lives in this world could tell me where I'm going?" So he decided to have a look at this world and land on it.
The world opens up with a strange yellow and orange creature with a cat head on one end and a dog head on the other looking outside from their fish-bone house, only to find that a garbage truck was heading down from the road and the dog half of the creature decided to chase after it.
Terra arrives at the world and didn't see the garbage truck coming towards him until he heard it blow it's horn. Terra instantly backed off and saw the garbage truck being pursued by the strange two-headed creature.
"My body, ugh!" "My body, ouch!" said the
The Tiger Reviews: Mega Babies
This is my first review of perhaps, anything. Anyhow, I'm reviewing an obscure yet very terrible late 90s/early 2000s cartoon that aired on Fox Family Channel called Mega Babies.
While most people complain about all new cartoons being crappy and all old cartoons were better, this old cartoon was crappy...VERY...VERY...CRAPPY!!!
The show focuses on three babies, Meg, Derrick and Buck and their care-giver's name is Nurse Lazlo. According to the show's intro, they were mutated when the planets aligned with each other and got struck by lighting and since then, the 3 babies and their nurse had all kinds of very weird and gross superpowers.
The show itself is the kind that you can puke real easy. I know there were shows during the 90s that did had gross humor like Rocko's Modern Life, Cow and Chicken, Aah!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Courage The Cowardly Dog, CatDog, Ed, Edd N' Eddy and the fathers of gross humor themselves, Ren and Stimpy.
But those shows were tamer in comparison to this one!!
In the (mostly) animal dominated city of Jelliepolis, Suki Higurashi, Amy Cat, Sarah Dog, Lulu Gaulweather and Barbara Clarke we're looking for Gomang, a medicinal plant native to the jungle for their sick friends and family members.
One Jump Ahead[Marco:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraffs! Street rats! Scoundrels! Take that!
[Jonah:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Marco:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friends, Benjamin, Pandora Thea, Geronimo and Trap!
[Ladies:] Oh it's sad Marco Sora, Lucius Samax, Jonathan, Jonah Skellington and Kenki Omichi's hit the bottom
They become group rise in crime
I'd blame parents except they hasn't got 'em
[Marco:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Van
What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
They're savages! Savages!
Now we sound the drums of war!
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
Beneath that milky hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even bleed
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Killers at the core
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one
Then we sound
Suki songficSuki:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Like the one before
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Suki:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Belle:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Suki:] The bookshop. We just finished the most wonderful story
about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! )
[Townsfolk:] Look there she goes those kids are strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause their heads' up on some cloud
No denying they're a funny group of kids those Suki, Sora, Kairi, Mitchell, Sarah, Amy, Evan, Riku and Felicia!
[Man I:] Bonjour
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is
My most hated thingsHere's my most hated things:
Animal and child abusers
The Creation Vs Evolution Debates
FanBoy and Chum-Chum
Dora the Explorer
SpongeBob SqaurePants (after the first 3 seasons and the movie)
Whiny children (children during the 90s were less whiny)
Knock-offs I love like Dingo Pictures
Hate Art of stuff and people I like
Terra X Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)
Parents who don't take the responsibility of their childrens' actions
Pet owners who don't take the responsibility of their their pets' actions
The Derpy Hooves Controversy
Villain X Heroine pairings
The extremely crazy fanbases (e.g. Kingdom Hearts, Nintendo, Sonic, MLP etc.)
The Mighty B!
Tygra X Cheetara (Thundercats)
War and most shoot-out video games
Haters without good reason
Timon and Pumbaa (The TV show)
Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party
Geronimo's Jelliena themeWho's the mouse who's fun and witty
Scoops the news for Jelliepolis and making adventures in Planet Jelliena
Go! .Go! Geronimo!
He's amazing, he's terrific
Watch out world he's cheddarific
He's outta site and in the know .
He's the one we call Geronimo!
Suki and Bianca's dirty feet fun
One day in a wooded area somewhere in Japan, a black and white haired girl named Suki and a blonde girl named Bianca were walking in the woods with tired looks in their faces.
"Boy, my feet are killing me, Bianca!" said Suki
"Mine's too" said Bianca
Suki had an idea. "Say Bianca, how about getting out our shoes and go barefoot"
Bianca agreed and the two girls taken their shoes off and run off to the forest.
The girls' feet were becoming dirty as they kept running on the dirt.
After a while they rested on a rock, Bianca asked Suki "Suki, check my feet?"
Suki checked Bianca's feet and she told them "Boy, they're very dirty!"
And Bianca checked Suki's feet and she said "Yours are also very dirty!"
But Bianca and Suki really liked their dirty feet and decided to find their boyfriends, Cheren and Marco who found their shoes.
The boys found the girls sitting on the rock and the girls surprise them by teasing them with their dirty soles.
The boys immediately blushed at the site of their girlf
Parable of the LanternThere were once two men seeking wisdom under the tutelage of an ancient master. He brought them into a dark room. In the center were two metal lamps, each containing a flickering flame.
"Grip your lamp by the base, endure the heat, and gaze into the flame," instructed the master. "If your faith wavers and you look away, or your strength fails and you let go, even for an instant, you will be lost. You will never be wise. But gaze at the flame and, if you prevail, you will know truth."
And the master left them.
The two men gripped their lamps, and gazed into the light. Soon the lamps grew hot from the fire within, and began to burn their hands.
One man let go and stood up. "Aha!" cried the faithful man, as he continued to grip his lantern. "You have shown yourself too weak to become wise."
"Who is wise, the one who holds fire, or the one who lets go?"
The faithless man's eyes adjusted to the dark, and he saw that
Bottles and Demons“So tell us, where does this deep penchant for ‘pocket sized’ tales of horror and violence come from?” the reporter inquired, pen poised and ready.
Her interviewee, a local musician about travel cross-country on her first tour smiled candidly. Her gaze was thoughtful, even amused at her female counterpart’s question. But of course, her fans, always eager and enchanted by her eerie songs filled with pain and madness centering on ‘them’.
She looked down at the sleek electric piece lying across her lap. She thumbed over the strings absentmindedly, keeping the reporter on the edge of her seat with unhealthy anticipation. Finally the songstress looked up as if the eureka moment finally came to her.
“I think I got it,” the musician spoke in her cordial tone. “Writing songs for me is like bottling monsters. When I perform I let them out.
Then it’s a matter of whether or not they fit back in the bottle, or if more monster
The Wrong Side of the RailingMy palms were sweating.
Funny, right? How I’d pondered for days and years over questions that were forming the world, yet, when it all came down to the very bottom of all things, my world was reduced to my sweating palms.
But it was like that, living this life, wasn’t it?
No matter if we searched for the existence of god or the all-solving raison d’être we humans wanted to know so badly, in the end, what kept us in this world was the need to scratch our arms or something equally dull.
And now, that I finally made my decision to end the life of this human that I was, my palms were sweating as I clutched the metal in my hands.
Standing on the wrong side of the railing, my mind was limiting itself to things that should be pointless.
I closed my eyes and let the wind ruin the hairstyle I’d spent hours on. It seemed trivial, I knew that very well, but was it too much to ask that I wanted to be pretty, at least on the last day I lived on this planet? I’d ev
Soaked Stars [More Doomsday? Of course] The final day was partly cloudy with an 80% chance of rain.
The umbrella-clad crowd swarmed around me. People going about their melancholic lives.
I was the girl who wasn't holding anything. The girl who was out of place.
At first, I wondered- like any other person- why me? Why was I given these memories?
Somehow, I knew.
The crowd opened up their umbrellas in unison. People going about their uniform lives.
I was the girl who stood still. I was the girl who stood in the rain.
A girl who was once another in uniform. Just a black and white shape wandering the world.
Once the same- I'd lived. I'd loved.
That all changed. I was handed the truth. I died.
The crowd thinned. No one was there to watch as an eery smile spread across the girl's face.
Her hair, littered with human ideals, colored with forgotten d
Bubble BubbleAutumn, Year 754 of the New Age
Oakfern, The Warren
Falasnornia, Vawter (NPC)
“Vawter, give me those onion stalks."
As soon as the stag passed the pungent herbs her way, a sleek blade of water sliced them and they fell into the small bubbling crater in the floor. Their scent rose with the steam and Falasnornia wrinkled her nose as she turned to the patient receiving them.
Ah the joys of rut; making poultices for those insane enough to throw themselves at death's door for a doe's hind quarters. Fala suspected she would never understand a stag's mad desire for the fairer sex, though fair her gender was.
She checked the steaming concoction of melting honey and onion juices before gently lulling a glob of it toward the injured stag. His shoulder was sliced open, and although not at all deep; infection could set in quickly without a poultice and a wrapping to keep it clean. Infections sprung up from much less and in shorter time frames.
A story of two friendsOnce upon a time, everyone was happy. They would all go around in there happy little lives, and do their happy little things and be happy. But one day, the happiness left. Everyone randomly decided to start being negative. Everything was bad, and negative and to be honest a bit shitty. What caused this sudden change. Why did everything turn sour. And all of these negative attitudes started to clash. People would start arguing about the pointless petty frivolities of life. And as time passed it only got worse. The skies darkened. The weather turned cold. All hope for a positive future or anything just left.
Then a miracle happened. Out of the blue came two close friends, who had a dream. A dream to bring back the happiness. And so they got to work. Starting with nothing they literally started talking, and making jokes. One of them created an impression of another person, and it stuck. And little by little these two friends became more famous. And as they became larger, and started doing
The Moon Comes CryingWinter, Year 755
Oakfern, The Warren
Falasnornia, NPCs Esmene and Ulula
"Stay away!" Falasnornia caterwauled over her shoulder, wild mane catching the light of the glowing moss as she raced through the tunnels. The echoes of her hoof beats chased her through the caves as a hollow plunking sound akin to rain drops. She occasionally sent up splashes when she crossed through puddles, covering a few unfortunate burrowing owls with water.
The small doe burst into sobs. She was too unhappy to care though- she needed the outlet after the day she had.
Coming to a split in the cavern, Falasnornia veered right, into the tunnel of teeth. Alternating in a braid-like pattern, the doe wove in and out of rows upon rows of stalagmites. When she was younger, she thought it amazing how many caves stood long abandoned by the Oakferns, as if they might not exist at all. It was so surreal, running through the watery blackness with only the glowing moss to light the way.
Societies PhilosophySocieties Philosophy
Short Story by: Michaela Seabrooke
We look at ourselves in the mirror, seeing nothing but a pretty face and empty eyes. Eyes that appear to have no passion in the walls of societies demands. Once we enter the real world we are filled with passion, and a yearning for creative freedom. She walks through the halls and does not make eye contact, because the moment she does people looks away because all they see is emptiness and the darker part of life they choose not to see. They hide behind fabrications and fictions of what they long to be in this world only to see that the world is not sugar coated, you cannot get everything handed to you. You cannot just stand by and wait for things to happen. You have to at least try. If you fail, then you fail simple as that. But, if you fail multiple times and begin to feel like you cannot do anything right. People tell you that you are stupid and do not have a passion in this world. Don't listen, just block them out the same way
Kill me, I don't exist.Maybe I am pathetic?
Just like I was told by my supposed "friend" Alexia all that time ago. Spending so much time dwelling on what I could not control, and on the emotions I felt. Sometimes I just start crying. I don't even know why. Suddenly all my thoughts begin yelling and racing, my heartbeat and breath quickens, and I bawl my eyes out hyperventilating.
I am pathetic.
Staying when I'm not wanted. I wait around till I'm needed, it doesn't matter if I need you, I only exist when it's convenient for you. My words only matter when you choose to read them, and I'm suppose to forever be there for you, when you're never here for me.
Sometimes I think about killing myself just to spite all the people who ever loved or do love me. I just want to lash out and hurt every single person I know. I want to kill the people who keep you from me. I want to kill myself so you realize how much I may have needed you in that moment, but what will that solve? I'm too smart to lower myself down to that le
How Coco and Dingodile fell in loveOne evening in the Wumpa Islands, Coco Bandicoot was walking home from a convention until a bag appeared at her.
Some time later, after the bag was lifted from her, she realized she's tied up and a lazer beam it pointing at her and that she's in the laboratory of her dreaded foe, Dr. Neo Cortex. "Surprise to see me, girl bandicoot who's sibling is that dreadful flea-bitten enemy of mines, that blasted Crash Bandicoot!"
"What do you want with me, Cortex?" Coco said angrily
"To you use you as bait to attract Crash so I can destroy him once and for all!" said Cortex in a evil smile
"I won't let you get away with this, Cortex!" yelled Coco
"I will" He said with an evil smile and plans to start the machine and Coco expected the worse but suddenly the machine didn't start. When he checked who turned off the machine, he was surprised that Dingodile, his former "friend" Dr. N. Brio's creation had turned of the beam.
"So" said Cortex with a displeased look, And he continued "Dingodil
what love is not.it was a s l o p p y first kiss where
my drunk lips fumbled against yours.
the dull thwack of my heart,
locked behind curved ribs
cleared my groggy brain,
clouded with lustful premonitions.
it was an e l e c t r i f y i n g first kiss where
you entwined your hands in my hair.
your mouth encompassed mine and
my breath became lost in the steady
of your chest.
it was a s h y first kiss where
i pulled away before you could explore.
your tongue grazed my teeth,
searching for a way past the ivory gates.
i dug my finger into the stubble along your jaw,
my nail lulling your carnal desires.
it was my first kiss with you.
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